I luv Man vs Food on Travel Channel

Man vs Food on Travel Channel makes me hungry every time I watch it. In college I used to survive by eating Top Ramen while watching Food Network. Mind over matter right, even when it’s salty boiled noodles cooked in a microwave. I want to know why I can’t get a job going to the best pig out spots in America and eating myself into oblivion. I would even settle for being the side kick, though I have been on the down tick trying to lose the football weight (ex-defensive lineman) I worked my whole life to gain. We don’t get to eat in heaven, at least I don’t think so. We better enjoy it while we are on this Earth. Is there food in heaven?

“A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight” - unknown